Hey y’all
Long time no bagel. Lol, that’s just a little joke. sorry for the lack of bagel posts lately. It’s been a rough time for me. First things first. I lost the girl I loved. Her name was Katie, she was a senior, which I knew was a long shot due to me only being a sophmore. See Katie is the prettiest girl at my charter school, shes got long red hair, bright green eyes, and a body that only brakes for bagels.
I’ma just leave this here for y’all.
Look at this smorgasboard of bagels.
This is my version of having 38 virgins when I die, now i only have one virgin in my life… me. lol :(
I like to imagine that this is what sex would taste like…
ladies hit me up. Life is lonely. Its just me and my bagels. On a day like New Years all the lonliness of the year just bubbles up to the surface, and sometime the only thing that keeps me going is the promise that life gets better. But does it? Or is it just a exersice in futility and sadness?
Bagels.
Just me getting my bagel on.
Techincally Bagel Dogs are considered pretzels.
But i’ll let it slide for delishousness.
Im not a fan of eggs.
But i am a fan of bagellls.
Look at this goofy Bagel Gus.
You so silly.
All the 4 basic food groups.
Bagels.
Bagels.
and MORE fucking bagels.
You had me at “More”.
